Code

Hey you! Humpty cracked himself open and could not be put together again. This is the reason one should not sit on the edge of a bridge or whatever it was. Anyways. The cat in a dog in the hat in the log is so fat in the fog  ate a rat in the smog. What what cheerio.

Is there any point to this text? I am not entirely sure...You must continue reading if you wish to find out. I am entirely sure that there is a point to this text. I am just not entirely sure what it is. Crack the code like Humpty cracked himself and I assure you that your ego will burst with pride.

Keep it up, you're almost there. Just keep thinking. What could the code be? Is there really a code? Am I wasting my time? This is fucking bullshit! Just tell me what it is you ass! Seriously! I am getting impatient! This isn't amusing or funny anymore. It is impacting my health. My brain hurts and I just can't figure it out. What is wrong with me? Am I incapable of amazing thought? I am begging you to tell me what the code is. Please! I need to know!

Okay. Fine. I will think for myself. Wait a second...What are the authors interests? Maybe I will find a clue there...Okay. Here we go...Snowboarding. Physics. Chemistry. Mathematics. Biology. Crap. This is too...Wait. Mathematics! I knew it! I think I just figured out the code!

Listen to the Wolf Cry Sheep!

There is no sheep for the wolf to eat. He sits on a log in the fog and knows not how to speak. I'm just messing. This is not going to rhyme. I am not serious. Why so serious? No. No. I said I was not serious. What happened to the wolf? Oh! Yes! I almost forgot of him.

The wolf could not find a sheep to eat. So, the wolf sat on a log in the fog and knows not how to speak. You said that already. So? Is there a limit to the number of times one can say a specific sentence? No, I just don't...Don't bother! Do not even bother explaining yourself! Get out. But I wanted to hear the wolf sto. Get out! Damn muthafucka! Chill the fuck out! WTF did you just say? You heard me fucker! Sheep! Sheep! WTF? Hey! WTF are you doing! Somebody help! Please! Oh my! HELP! Nyom, nyom, nyom. Mighty tasty. Stupid asshole. Couldn't he see that I was a wolf in sheep's clothing? Red riding hood was smarter...

Well...Hello There :)

I would like to introduce myself. My name is Anon Ymous. That is all you will learn about me for now. Continue reading posts and you will find out more.

I guess that now is the time to inform you of some crucial information. This is the first, last, and only post that will make any sort of literary sense whatsoever. Every post from hereon in will seem utterly confusing and unordered with apparently no sense. In other words, it will appear to be written by a madman.

However, that said, you may find that there is some sort of order or code within the the text. That is all the information I can give you. It is now appropriate that I say goodbye since this is the last you will hear from sanity.